Because let's face it, I basically work, get paid and spend my salary on food, because this country sucks and it's full of delicious rather cheap food everywhere. I'm not stronger than this temptation.
So before we start let me tell you that while I'll be talking about this with all cronological precision allowed by the ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff that time is for any Whovian worth the title, any exact date will be refered to as "the other day".
Here we go.