Where I pretend to tell you a bit about my life in the past few weeks but really just keep talking about food

Because let's face it, I basically work, get paid and spend my salary on food, because this country sucks and it's full of delicious rather cheap food everywhere. I'm not stronger than this temptation.

So before we start let me tell you that while I'll be talking about this with all cronological precision allowed by the ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff that time is for any Whovian worth the title, any exact date will be refered to as "the other day".

Here we go.

On why I'm turning green, and not with envy (or a brief summary of my eating habits)

If I was completely honest this summary could be very, very brief. So concise it could be that it wouldn't take me more than two words: green tea. So succint that if I was to limit myself to detail and speficity, it could in fact be conveyed by a single word: MATCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.